ac00perw: @SklarBrothers Gronk shirtless w/LMFAO? GronkOWski? Patriot? More like Patri-idiotic. LMFA-nO.
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ac00perw: @uvmbb how is it the Maine player just went 5 feet on his back and no travel called?
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ac00perw: @ParkerLMary may not smoke the dope, but I'm convinced Brian Cranston has a real-life mobile meth lab.
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ac00perw: "Pinterest is growing fast, and 80% of the site's users are women ages 25-44." In other news, Facebook shows decline in perverts.
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ac00perw: Who's the guy who works @431 Pine St #BTV who gets irrationally angry if he can't hear you respond when he knocks on the bathroom door?
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ac00perw: @Sklarbrothers Laraine Newman on Sklarbro Country #76! Amazing. Somehow I'm 2 episodes behind. http://t.co/ovSBooH5
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ac00perw: Cundiff- here's a lesson for the kids (not the part about the miscommunication.) Stand-up guy. http://http://bsun.md/z4StN2
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ac00perw: @MiniTwist Sadly no. Have a good time for all of us who are stuck in the BTV office! [sadface]
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ac00perw: @MiniTwist I'm only allowed to leave my desk for bathroom visits and the occasional corporate buyout.
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ac00perw: Hey #ESPN guy in the booth. Timeouts and play stoppages- that's your time to shine. Find that kid in the stands and get creative.
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ac00perw: HEY! #ESPN guy in the booth. YOU'RE NOT SCORSESE. YOU NEVER WILL BE. CAMERA ON THE BALL. KEEP IT SIMPLE.
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ac00perw: Hey! #ESPN guy in the booth! KEEP THE FUCKING CAMERA ON THE BALL! Nobody wants to see the back of the jersey of the last scorer.
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ac00perw: I'm sorry I once supported @SenatorLeahy. Here's hoping he doesn't become known as the douche bag who ruined the Internet. #PIPA
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ac00perw: While beating some other team Kobe Bryant scored how many I don't give a shits? Wow! #nba
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ac00perw: Clicked link. Great. Now i'm on a list somewhere in IT Dept. RT @PartisanPixel: @teejMH this might help. http://t.co/XkLOfW1Y
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ac00perw: "Dear Lord, thanks for helping me score that last touchdown." #nfl #luckyBreak #QBTimTardo #godLovesFootballMoreThanFeedingHungryPeople
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