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ac00perw: @Sklarbrothers Laraine Newman on Sklarbro Country #76! Amazing. Somehow I'm 2 episodes behind. http://t.co/ovSBooH5

ac00perw: Cundiff- here's a lesson for the kids (not the part about the miscommunication.) Stand-up guy. http://http://bsun.md/z4StN2

ac00perw: RT @OnomatoSteveUh: Hey Orlando. Warm up.

ac00perw: @MiniTwist Sadly no. Have a good time for all of us who are stuck in the BTV office! [sadface]

ac00perw: @MiniTwist I'm only allowed to leave my desk for bathroom visits and the occasional corporate buyout.

ac00perw: Hey #ESPN guy in the booth. Timeouts and play stoppages- that's your time to shine. Find that kid in the stands and get creative.

ac00perw: HEY! #ESPN guy in the booth. YOU'RE NOT SCORSESE. YOU NEVER WILL BE. CAMERA ON THE BALL. KEEP IT SIMPLE.

ac00perw: Hey! #ESPN guy in the booth! KEEP THE FUCKING CAMERA ON THE BALL! Nobody wants to see the back of the jersey of the last scorer.

ac00perw: I'm sorry I once supported @SenatorLeahy. Here's hoping he doesn't become known as the douche bag who ruined the Internet. #PIPA

ac00perw: Patriots D Helped Tebow See God. (sorry, was camping this weekend)

ac00perw: I call it family crime saturday http://t.co/xvpfC2qV

ac00perw: Hmm. Guess starfucker dot com was taken. http://t.co/kySRyEff

ac00perw: While beating some other team Kobe Bryant scored how many I don't give a shits? Wow! #nba

ac00perw: Clicked link. Great. Now i'm on a list somewhere in IT Dept. RT @PartisanPixel: @teejMH this might help. http://t.co/XkLOfW1Y

ac00perw: "Dear Lord, thanks for helping me score that last touchdown." #nfl #luckyBreak #QBTimTardo #godLovesFootballMoreThanFeedingHungryPeople

ac00perw: you can hardly tell I patched it! http://t.co/8UsTMoTZ

ac00perw: Today's office question comes from @SRWild: Who is the Nickleback of art?

ac00perw: Will they shelve it first or let it turn into Friendster? RT @OnomatoSteveUh: Any ETA on when #Google+ will let the boozemakers in?

ac00perw: Maybe it will work if I change all my clocks to 1994. http://t.co/Cnz77m11

ac00perw: Best day ever! Pre-approved! To apply! Too bad the terms are pre-approved to suck. http://t.co/aXuenW2v

ac00perw: Weird. Found this Tweet in my spam box. RT @OnomatoSteveUh: This new Barracuda spam filter blows.

ac00perw: Just posted a photo http://t.co/3qux7CH2

ac00perw: @OnomatoSteveUh @PartisanPixel Coconut lotion is all I've got to moisten my hands during my shake-weight cool-down routine.

ac00perw: @OnomatoSteveUh @PartisanPixel I already feel a little dizzy and the aftermath hasn't even begun

ac00perw: umm. that distinct NY rest stop bathroom smell: stale urine & band aids.

ac00perw: Clementine. Baltimore MD http://t.co/6jMU7LFq

ac00perw: Papermoon cafe. http://t.co/70IratRa

ac00perw: What's Up?RT @OnomatoSteveUh: @ac00perw "Corner desk, away from the window"?

ac00perw: @OnomatoSteveUh Way cool. PS- from now on I'm not going to have a name either. Just refer to me by my location.

ac00perw: @WesWelker: Sounds like $10,000 worth of advertising for @bonk_breaker. To make it worth his money maybe he can sue the #NFL!!